Imagine...

Imagine you're a man.

Imagine you go into a theatre, a brightly lit theatre.

(One that admittedly had the impertinence of calling it's 30th Anniversary season XXX for the scintillation factor - but THAT marquee is long gone by this imagined night).

Imagine you are in said theatre, along with about 170 well-heeled theatre-goers of both sexes who are mingling and having refined glasses of merlot while discussing current events. Both doors are manned by conservatively dressed women with obviously god-given (as opposed to plastic or surgically enhanced) attributes, and the box office is manned by a lovely lady in a turtleneck sweater who kindly gives you a season brochure that includes a Tom Waits Musical, a renowned play about the Montreal in the 70s, and a play about 3 middle aged women in Cape Breton.

Now imagine all of this and tell me...

... WOULD YOU STILL THINK YOU WERE IN A PORN THEATRE?