Any potential ticket buyers - pay attention...

If you know that a show is sold out every day for 7 days do you really think that if you call two hours before showtime you will be able to get tickets? Do you not know about "advance ticket sales"? Buy one ahead of time you big dork.

Also - if you are calling about tickets please do not start your call with the words "I'm wondering about the show you have." and then pause as though you expect me to know exactly what it is you're wondering. "I'm wondering about the show you have." is not a question. It is a statement. It does not matter if you give it a little inflection at the end. It is still a ridiculously open ended statement. And I will still wait in silence until you ask an actual question.