May I never be one of those girls who drops into this cutesy voice whenever I talk to men. Even if it means being alone for the rest of my life. If anyone ever hears me drop into a cutesy little girl voice when speaking to men please ping me with an elastic or something. Unless I'm being funny. that's different.

And while I'm at the whole inverse curse/wish thing:
May I never have breasts that pass my elbows.