Damn, no cloning

Alright already people. No one is allowed to plan another event for October the 7th. The first show of my theatre's season opens that night. I would be at the theatre for this under most circumstances regardless of whether or not I worked here... I love opening nights. And I work here. So I have no choice.

BUT:
Two of my favorite performers in existence are playing that night at exactly the same time. Together. This is the musical equivalent of orgasm in my world and I CAN'T GO.

Then on top of that: two of my favorite people - who I also kinda appreciate as performers ;-) - have decided to play some songs together at a pub that is my home away from home. This is a night I wouldn't miss for the world...under normal circumstances.... sigh.

So - NO MORE! Because even if I could clone myself...I'm greedy and I want the me that is me to have all these nights. Why oh why do they have to be on the same night??